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Best Funny Hindi SMS Messages and Jokes

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God ne pucha: kidhar jana mangta, swarg ya nark?
Apun bola nark! malum kyo? tum sala dost log udharich milenga, bole to jhidhar tum, wohich apun ka swarg...

Submitted by: ganesh pangare
Place:
pune maharashtra

 

Why has Govt fixed voting age of 18 yrs and marrage in age of 21yrs ?
Bcoz govt ko pata hai k 18 yrs mai admi desh samhal sakhta hai lakin biwi nhi.

Submitted by: Nilesh khatri
Place:
bikaner

 
 

Boy :» p lu tere neele neele neno ki shabnum, p lu tere geele geele hoto se sargam,
Girl :» en dono k bech nak b ata hai waha se b kuch kha-p le bukhe

Submitted by: paramjot singh
Place:
punjab

 

Doctor 2 Engg: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai.
Engineer pehle to bahut roya. Fir aansu ponchte huye bola . . . . revaluation mein niklega kya?..

Submitted by: Yash Kavedia
Place:
Mahim Mumbai

 
 

Girlfriend khana khate hue boli : Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai . . .
Boyfreind :- Tum jaldi se khana kha lo, wo apni plet pehchan gaya hai..!!

Submitted by: 0926***9088
Place:
india

 

Collegewali- Masaledar hoti hai.
Officewali- Fiki hoti hai.
Gharwali me- Taste nahi aata.
Stationwali- Sasti hoti hai. . . . . .
Par CHAI to CHAI hoti hai.

Submitted by: Pradeep
Place:
India

 
 

Machli Jal ki Rani h..jeevan uska pani h...
hath lagao to sadd jayegi..
bahar nikalo to fatt jayegi....:P :D

Submitted by: Demi
Place:
India

 

WIFE :- MAI MARNE JA RAHI HU
HUSBAND:-YE LE DAIRY MILK
WIFE:- Q.??
HUSBAND:- KOI BHI SHUB KAAM KARNE SE PEHLE KUCH MEETHA KHA LENA CHAHIYE .
KAM ACHHA HOTA HAI

Submitted by: VINOD AMGAONKAR
Place:
AMRAVATI (MAHARASHTRA)

 
 

Customer: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko peekar tan man jhum uthe aur badan machalne lage.
Waiter: Sir hamare yanha bhains ka dudh aata hai nagin ka nahi.

Submitted by: kuldeep
Place:
kanpur

 
Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!

Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow

Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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.

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Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! :D

Submitted by: Rajesh
Place:
Sanpada, Mumbai
 
 

Dil ne socha apko sms karu
Phir socha dil to pagal hai
Phir khayal aaya
Padnewala kunsa normal hai

Submitted by: juhi
Place:
bhopal

 

Hanumanji: baba me dharti me aur din nahi raha saqta.
Baba: Q?????
Hanumanji: aaj mandir me ekh ladki ayi thi aur hadh hila ke boli. Hi Hanu!! Wats Up????? aise muhh kyu fula rakha hai.... Just Chill Baby...:)

Submitted by: Ayushi Agrawal
Place:
Raipur

 
 

Hasino pe mat ja mere dost
Wo nighao se war karti hai
Yakin na ho to pucch apni wali se
Wo Smart-Vikash se pyar karti hai

Submitted by: Smart-Vikash
Place:
Deoghar

 

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./. ',',
Le, moot diya tere mobile ki screen pe Ab jo ukhadna h, ukhaaad le,ja kar de report meri...

Submitted by: Akshay9760654373
Place:
Meerut

 
 

"GARMI SONG"
Suno gaur se "PEPSI" Walo
Buri nazar na "COKE" PE dalo
chahe jitna "DEW" pila Lo
sabse aage hoge "NIMBU - PANI"
Hamne piya h tum b piyo
"HAPPY SUMMER."

Submitted by: Akshay9760654373
Place:
Meerut

 

Hyderabadi style
Mom: kaiku rora?
Son: teacher maari meku
M: kaiku maari chudel ne?
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku?
S: kaiku boletoh har exam mein ANDA deri meku

Submitted by: nandni
Place:
delhi

 
 

Close ur eyes and think about urself,
ur looks,
ur style,
ur face,
ur smile,
ur eyes,
ur teeth,
ur attitude.
Now, open ur eyes...
Kyon muft mei HORROR PICTURE dekhni ko mili na.....
Chalo Thanx bolo..

Submitted by: Arnab Paul
Place:
Jalpaiguri

 

Nigahe nigaho se milakar to dekho,
dil ki bat batakar to dekho
sab aap ke karib ayenge,
aap ek hafta lagatar nha kar to dekho.

Submitted by: subhash gupta
Place:
moradabad

 
 

Sikke ko uchhalo to use toss kahte hai.
Momo par dal ke khao to use sous kahte hai.
Bussines me ghata ho to use lous kahte hai . . . . .
aur aap jiska sms padh rahe ho use boss kahte hai.

Submitted by: Hemant
Place:
Siliguri

 

Hum SMS kyu padte hai ????? . . . . . .
masti k liye....!! no !!! . . .
fun k liye ??? no !!!! . . . . . .
hasne k liye ?? no !! phir kyu?????????????????? . . . . . . . . . . . . .
kyu ki jab padega india tabi to badega india..........

Submitted by: Barkha Bakshi
Place:
New Delhi

 
 

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