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Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
.
.
.
Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!

Submitted by: Aarushi
Place: Bangalore, India
 
Try praising your wife,
even if it does frighten her at first.
-Billy Sunday

Submitted by: Prince
Place: Gaziabad
 
 
Student Ke Dard Ko University Wale Kya Jane,
College Ke Riwazon Ko Parents Kya Jaane.
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ek Ek Parchi Nikalne Mein,
Wo Copy Check Karne Wale Kya Jaane..

Submitted by: Viraj
Place: Bulandshahr
 
Arj Kiya Hai Anakho Me Nami Thi ,
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi...
Sari Raat Mobile Pe Baat Kiya Aur Subah Pata Chala ...
Woh To Girl Friend Ki Mummy Thi.

Submitted by: Tejas
Place: Kanpur
 
 
Khoob Ladi Mardaniangrezo Ko Yd Dila Di Nani...
De Di Desh Wasiyo Ke Liye Qurbani...
Wo Thi??Sheela, Sheela Ki Jawani

Submitted by: Simar
Place: Patna City, Bihar
 
Na Jane Kab Tare Toot Jaye,
Na Jane Kab Ansu Ankh Se Choot Jaye,
Kuch Pal Humare Sath B Has Lo,
Na Jane Kab Tumhare Dant Toot Jaye..!!!

Submitted by: Shainon
Place: Mahape, Mumbai
 
 
Hume To Cigrate Ne Luta Bidi Me Kaha Dum Tha
Apni Kasti B Waha Dubi Jaha Wisky Ka Drum Tha
Hum Tab B Nikl Aaye
Qki Hmari Deshi Me Bahut Dum Tha

Submitted by: Krish
Place: Mumbai, India
 
Tumhari Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Gam Na Ho.
Tumahri Ankho Mein Ashu Ke Nam Na Ho,
Tumko Roj Mile Naye Naye Girl Friend,
Jiski Umar 80 Se Kam Na Ho... :

Submitted by: Krishu
Place: Lahore, Pakistan
 
 
Tumhari Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Gam Na Ho.
Tumahri Ankho Mein Ashu Ke Nam Na Ho,
Tumko Roj Mile Naye Naye Girl Friend,
Jiski Umar 80 Se Kam Na Ho... :

Submitted by: Krishu
Place: Lahore, Pakistan
 
Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insaan Nahi,
Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi,

Jab Reply Karoge Tabhi Hum Or Sms Karenge,

Verna Hamari Bhi Sms Ki Koi Dukan Nahi.

Submitted by: Haashir
Place: Kanpur
 
 
Dost Ke Liye Ajab Mishal Hai Hum

Sache Dost Ki Pechchan Hai Hum,

Ye To Nahi Kehte, Hum Salman Khan Hai Mumbai Ke,

Lekin "Rohtak' Ke 'Tees Maar Khan' Hai Hum?

Submitted by: Dhriti
Place: Veerangana Nagar, Kanpur Road
 
Lakh Koshish Karu Bhulane Ki,
Magar 1 Baat Reh Reh Kar Sathati Hai.
Teri Grl Frnd Rakhti Kai Karva Choth,
Or Har Baar Umar Meri Kyu Badh Jati Hai.

Submitted by: Aditi
Place: JM Road, Pune
 
 
Wo Kholte H Make-Up Ka Dibba Roz Q
Bn Sanwar K Nikalte H Chaila Roz Q
Mammy Tum Kehti Thi Eid To Kab Ki Gyi
Fir Padosan S Gale Milte H Papa Roz Q

Submitted by: Anveesha
Place: Mumbai, India
 
Kash Tum Apne Vaade Nibha Jate

Kisi Tarah Surat Se Dil Mera Behla Jate

Agar 10rs Nahi The Teri Jeb Me

To 5rs Wala Chhota Coke Hi Pila Jate

Submitted by: Ansh
Place: Lahore, Pakistan
 
 
Message Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aisi Sazaa Mile..

Message Nahi Karne Ki Tujhe Aisi Sazaa Mile

Tujhe Aaye Zorse Susu
Aur Kahin Karne Ki Jagah Naa Mile..

Submitted by: Atulya
Place: Patna City, Bihar
 
Ab Padhai Mushkil Hi Nhi,
Na Mumkin Bhi Ho Gayi Hai...

Kyuki ..
.
Phele To Munni Badnaam Ho Gayi
.
Aur Ab Sheela Bhi Jawan Ho Gayi...

Submitted by: Daniel
Place: Krishna Nagar, Lucknow
 
 
Sunday K Din Jhakkas Nazar Ate Ho
Wah Wah!

Sunday K Din Jhakkas Nazar Ate Ho,

Aur Aao B Kyu Na Sirf Isi Din To Nahate Ho
Wah Wah!
Wah Wah!

Submitted by: Faraz
Place: Kalinga Ashok, Bhubaneswar
 
Bewajah Kisi Ko
Sataya Nhi Karte
U Hi Kisi Ko Tadpaya Nhi Krte
Jinki Sanse Chalti Ho
Apke Khun Se

Allout Jalakr
Unhe Bhagaya Nhi Krte ...

Submitted by: Hriyansh
Place: Kanpur
 
 
Wo Baithe The Toilet Me Maikhana Samaj Kar

Wah Wah

Wo Baithe The Toilet Me Maikhana Samaj Kr
Or Lote Ka Paani Pi Gye Paimana Samajh Kr Ha Ha

Submitted by: Bhavika
Place: Mumbai, India
 
Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chat Ban Gayi
Wah Wah
Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chaat Ban Gayi
Aur Tum Jo Aaye Zindgi Me Bat Ban Gayi

Submitted by: Divya
Place: Kanpur Road
 
 
Boy 2 God-Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Hath He
Agr Pass Karde To Kya Baat He

God-Gf Thodi Kam Patata To Kya Baat Thi
Kitabe To Sari Tere Pass Thi

Submitted by: Mihika
Place: Veerangana Nagar, Kanpur Road
 
Sab Dost Bewafaa Ho Gaye,
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafaa Ho Gaye.
Sms Isliye Kar Rahe Hain Jaalim,
Ye Na Samjho Ke Hum Duniya Se Dafaa Ho Gaye.

Submitted by: Pia
Place: Patna City, Bihar
 
 

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