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Marathi SMS Messages | Marathi Jokes

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Ek Phool ahe, Gulabache..!
Te Asech Khulalele Rahil, Yachi aasha Sodun Dili,
Ya Udhan Waryawarti, Manachi Pakhara,
Muqta Bebhan Ashi Sodun Dili,
Nakalat Datlelya Aaswana,
Savayichi Muqta Wat Hi Karun Dili,
Dukha Astanahi Hasnyasathi,
Galawar God Khalee Sodun Dili

Submitted by: Pradeep
Place:
Latur,maharashtra.

 

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote, Popat beshudh padto.
Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto, {Popat shudhivar alyavar) Aila jail?
Driver mela ki kay.?

Submitted by: kishor
Place:
nagpur

 
 

Nehami Mala Vatate, TuZyakade Pahat Rahawe,
Tu Naslis Jari Samor Mazya, Tula Swapnat Me shodhat Rahave, Ekta Asalo Kadhi Me,
Tar swathashich bolat Rahave, Visaruni Swathala, Me Tuzya Dunyet Me Ramave.....
me swathala Visrave

Submitted by: kamble pradeep
Place:
latur,maharashtra

 

Kadhi Weli Aweli Tuzi Aathwan,
Mala Sarkhich Hot Aste,
Jshi chandnyanchya Prakashat,
Ratrani Khulat Aste. * * ** * ** * ** * **

Submitted by: kamble pradeep
Place:
latur,maharashtra

 
 

Ashi Ekda Ye Mithit Mzya,
Kityek Janma Ya Mithit Sarawe,
Pashan Whave Shrir Aaple,
Jagat Prmachya Sakshis Urave.

Submitted by: kamble pradeep
Place:
latur,maharashtra

 

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel
madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ..

Submitted by: deepak
Place:
pune

 
 

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Submitted by: Amol
Place:
Thane

 
Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.

Submitted by: Shourya
Place: Khargpur, India
 
 
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule
Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase.
Picture che nav. "BADLA LUNGI"

Submitted by: Pia
Place: Patna City, Bihar
 
swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:
bharato mam deshosya,
bharatiyachya bandhwa,
paranurakti rasmin..me deshasti mam sarvada.!

Submitted by: Rhema
Place: Mumbai, India
 
 
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Submitted by: Kunal
Place: Khargpur, India
 
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Submitted by: Vidaan
Place: Uran, Navi Mumbai
 
 
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat.
Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate.
Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto, "Bis Milaah!!"
Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

Submitted by: Suryansh
Place: Krishna Nagar, Lucknow
 
Ekda Santa trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto.
Tickets denaara vicharto, " Santaji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?"
Tyavar santa hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani
ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari
he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto,"
Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?"
Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat santa mhanto,
" Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

Submitted by: Shikhar
Place: Kanpur
 
 
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Submitted by: Rayyan
Place: Patna City, Bihar
 
lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Submitted by: Naitik
Place: Mumbai, India
 
 
What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

Submitted by: Nived
Place: Kailash Colony, New Delhi
 
SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe..
Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Submitted by: Keshav
Place: Kanpur Road
 
 
What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Submitted by: Avanesh
Place: JM Road, Pune
 
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba
kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.
Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante
" Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat
" E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Submitted by: Arpan
Place: Mylapore, Chennai
 
 

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