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Arz kiya hai...
.
Na mujhe uske pyar ki
qadar, Na usko mere
pyar ki qadar
.
.
Bas maine bhi soch
lia iss qadar,
.
Two parallel lines
cannot intersect
each other..

Submitted by: Sujit Khandelwal
Place: Rabale, Navi Mumbai, India
 

Masala PJ:
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk, aisa bhadka…
Wah Wah, Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)

Submitted by: dishant
Place:
agra

 
 

Maths pj...
Arz kiya hai..
Ae mera desh ke sache veero wah wah
Ae mera desh ke sache veero
Any number multiplied by zero is zero...

Submitted by: Akshay9760654373
Place:
Meerut

 
Accounting Pj
Use pane k liye lagayi thi fielding
Wah wah

Use pane k liye lagayi thi fielding

Calculate 10% deprecition on land & building

Submitted by: Divyansh
Place: Mannamkandam, Kerala
 
 
Killing C.I.D pj.
Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,

Thande thnde paani se nahna chahiye,
"Daya Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye"

Submitted by: Atulya
Place: Patna City, Bihar
 
Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

Submitted by: Hrishikesh
Place: Mahape, Mumbai
 
 
PJ TIME..Beat dis one..
Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Submitted by: Paras
Place: Bihar Sharif, Bihar
 
Latest P.J...

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

wah..wah..

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

MUNNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye.. :-

Submitted by: Viraj
Place: Bulandshahr
 
 
Q: Why Girls Cry On Wedding Day At The Time Of Departure?

Ans: Wo Sochti Hai
Ke Itne Saal Intezaar Karne Ke baad DULHA Mila bhi Toh Sirf Ek

Submitted by: Dheer
Place: Damoh, Madhya Pradesh
 
Latest 'Raajneeti' PJ..

M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..

wah wah..

M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..


Mora Piya Mose Bolat Naahi. :

Submitted by: Prajwal
Place: Akola, Maharashtra
 
 
tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

wah wah

tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he...

Acp Pradyuman : daya ye pistol
To Khali he....

Submitted by: Shainon
Place: Tambaram, Tamilnadu
 
Raat Kali Ek Khwab Me Aayi...
Wah Wah

Raat Kali Ek Khwab Me Aayi...

...Daya Bola: Acp Sir ApNe Phir Galat Jagah Pe Goli Chalai

Submitted by: Kunal
Place: Guwahati, Assam
 
 
Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai....

Sajni paas bulaoo na k dil aaj toota hai....
...
Ohh no daya lash ka hath pehele se toota hai.

Submitted by: Kunal
Place: Guwahati, Assam
 
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Submitted by: Rachit
Place: Sonepat, Haryana
 
 
Darr ke age hoti hai jeet!


Darr ke age hoti hai jeet!


In sabko beuro le chalo abhijeet!!!

Submitted by: Hellwalker
Place:
punjab
 
Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!


Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!


Congrats abhijeet! bachha mil gaya!!!

Submitted by: nitu 
Place:
delhi
 
 
Paa mein amitabh ka naam hai auro..
Wah wah...
paa mein amitabh ka nam hai auro..
wah wah
Abhijit ghar k kona kona chaan maro

Submitted by: kanwarpal
Place:
Dharuhera
 
Shayad kisi ne kiya hai ispe peeche se vaar
Shayad kisi ne kiya hai ispe peeche se vaar
Ab to CID k PJs band karo yaar

Submitted by: Hellwalker
Place:
punjab
 
 
Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi

Stock Girgaya Aur lag gayi Mandi

Kya Goli Lagne K baad B Bach paygi Anandi?

Submitted by: mazrudeen
Place:
trichy
 
Tune mera dil toda, mujhe hua pain..
wah wah..
tune mera dil toda, mujhe hua pain..
GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE GIVE ME SOME RAIN...

Submitted by: Samarth
Place: Gaziabad
 
 
Khuda tere rehmat se dharti maa ne hame pala.
Wa wa
khuda tre rhmat se dharti maa ne hame pala
wa wa
aaya naya UJALA char bundo wala.

Submitted by: Aastha
Place: Bulandshahr
 
Exam ka time h mat kro shor....

Exam ka time h mat kro shor....

Doctor says to Jaggya "Anandi is no more"...:(

Submitted by: Shreyash
Place: Kanpur Road
 
 

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