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Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Submitted by: Sarvesh
Place: Chetput, Chennai, Tamilnadu
 
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

Submitted by: Neil
Place: Tilhar, Uttar Pradesh
 
 
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Submitted by: Paras
Place: Bihar Sharif, Bihar
 
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

Submitted by: Bhargav
Place: Hoshangabad, Madhya Pradesh
 
 
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.
Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram
Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

Submitted by: Keyal
Place: Bilaspur, Chattisgarh
 
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Submitted by: Vedant
Place: Behrod, Rajasthan
 
 
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.
Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Submitted by: Affan
Place: Amravati, Maharashtra
 
School Testla Bit adikalam...
College Testla Bit adikalam ...
Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Submitted by: Dheer
Place: Damoh, Madhya Pradesh
 
 
Thel kottina valikkum...
paambu kottina valikkum ..
mudi kottina valikkuma? -
Vazhukumae

Submitted by: Samriddhi
Place: Araria, Bihar
 
Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga...
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

Submitted by: Divyansh
Place: Mannamkandam, Kerala
 
 
Tea Strong Aa Iruka Yena Pananum? Oru Spoon "Cement" Podanum.

Submitted by: Prajwal
Place: Akola, Maharashtra
 
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Submitted by: Taranga
Place: Akbarpur, Uttar Pradesh
 
 
BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal
Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st,
$i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour
TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th,
Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.
Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...
Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Submitted by: Kunwarveer
Place: Badagaon, Rajasthan
 
Hai! E Sollu!!
E e e Sollu!!
E e e e e e Sollu!!
Nalla e e e e Sollu!!
(Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga...
Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day..

Submitted by: Arpan
Place: Bokaro, Jharkhand
 
 
The words which never complete without
"u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?
HahaHaha

Submitted by: Ruhaan
Place: Jamnagar, Gujarat
 
Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Submitted by: Manav
Place: Udham Singh Nagar, Uttaranchal
 
 
"Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla
"Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Submitted by: Ridhi
Place: Gandhidham, Gujarat
 
Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar....
Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten...
un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

Submitted by: Shainon
Place: Tambaram, Tamilnadu
 
 
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage...
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Submitted by: Kunal
Place: Guwahati, Assam
 
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam..
ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum,
entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli
maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Submitted by: Mihir
Place: Yemmiganur, Andhra Pradesh
 
 

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